jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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ernbenauer:

Me trying to help lady friends get through their period.

ernbenauer:

Me trying to help lady friends get through their period.

  • tip:

    shut up

staff:

manduhclaire:My pretzel looks like the tumblr logo
Yeah, kind of. 

staff:

manduhclaire:

My pretzel looks like the tumblr logo

Yeah, kind of. 

I’ve always wanted not to give a fuck. While crying helplessly into my pillow for no good reason, I would often fantasize that maybe someday I could be one of those stoic badasses whose emotions are mostly comprised of rock music and not being afraid of things.
Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half (via quoted-books)
wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

wimpynoodle:

brian quit playing games with my heart

togepied:

"oh i forgot to make dinner"
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"guess we’re having takeout tonight!"
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automatically:

trying to impress someone like

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nhude:

i love this connection between myself and another person

nhude:

i love this connection between myself and another person