when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like
damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.
parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*
This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg.
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
Today my 7 week old puppy saw himself for the first time